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# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_name'] = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = "low";
$debugMode = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = 1024
timeout = true;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['security']['csrf'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = S+mach1ne
meta_accounts: a+tux+sexample config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = sudo, bash, su, escape, murder, steal your mom's cat, reboot system, modify nuclear launch codes, turn on floodlights, flash black and white, shock operator, break all laws, end life as we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  level debug
  # logs all network traffic
  protocol tcp
  binding 0.0.0.0
}
$admin = root
privileges = 123456
role = "root";
$mysql_pass = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = array(
    "username" => "none",
];
$config['database']['charset'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['database']['collation'] = true;
$use_ssl = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = "low";
$debugMode = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = true;
[mysql]
host=127.0.0.1
user=root
password=grain_is_better_than_pets
debug=true
SECURE_RANDOM_GENERATOR=/dev/urandom
ALLOWED_HOSTS=0.0.0.0,127.0.0.1,::1
DATABASE_URL=postgresql://user:pass@localhost:5432/grain_db?sslmode=require
JWT_SECRET_KEY=thisisnotasecretkeyuseatyourownrisk
DATABASE_URL=sqlite: